[daisyscarlett]

Today is Thursday. Another great profile by Billie, another great profilee...

[lodwick]

Subject: A Michigan Hero

Two boys are playing football at a park in Ann Arbor, Michigan, when one of
the boys is suddenly
attacked by a crazed Rottweiler. thinking quickly, the other boy takes a
stick and shoves it under the dog's collar, twists it, and breaks the dog's
neck, thus saving his friend.

A sports reporter who was strolling by sees the incident and rushes over to
interview the boy.
He tells the boy, "I'll title it 'Young Wolverine Fan Saves Friend From
Vicious Animal."

"But I'm not a Wolverine fan," the little hero replies.

"Sorry, since we're in Ann Arbor, Michigan, I just assumed you were," says
the reporter, and he starts writing again.
He asks "How does' Spartan Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack' sound?"

"I'm not a Spartan fan either, " the boy says.

"Oh, I thought everyone in Michigan was either for the Wolverines or the
Spartans.
What team do you root for?" the reporter asks.

"I'm an Ohio State Buckeyes fan," the boy replies.
"They're the best."

The reporter smiles, starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes:

"Little Bastard From Ohio Kills Beloved Family Pet."

[Billie]

Hi, daisy! Thank you! WHERE'S DIXIE?!!! :)