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Goofy May Be a Libertarian
The Boston Herald ^ | May 15, 2000 | Don Feder

Posted on 08/11/2002 8:44:07 AM PDT by quidnunc

The Libertarian Party is having its national nominating convention at the Marriott Hotel in Anaheim, Calif., from June 30 to July 3.

But there's a much better site in the same city — Disneyland.

What could be more fitting for these laissez-faire visionaries than to convene in the theme park's Fantasyland? Goofy might even be available for their national ticket.

I recently sat down with the man who will likely be the party's presidential candidate this year (as he was in 1996), Harry Browne. An author and investment guru, Browne is charming, articulate and, well, about what you'd expect of a Libertarian ideologue.

The party boasts that there are "over 270 Libertarians serving in public office" nationwide. But its highest elected official currently is a Vermont state legislator. Of course, there is also Art Olivier, who served one term as mayor pro tem of Bell Flower, Calif. Based on his resume, Olivier is now running for the party's vice presidential nomination.

In 1996, Browne drew 485,120 votes. As the candidate of the Green Party (which wants to repeal the Industrial Revolution), Ralph Nader pulled in 651,771 votes.

Still, I'm surprised Browne did as well as he did. I have to assume that most of those half-million voters didn't read the party's platform and were unaware of the nominee's more exotic stands. Libertarians have taken a good idea — opposition to bullying government — and turned it into a crusade for a utopian agenda.

The party's ideal society could exist only in the realm of theory. Its platform calls for "the elimination of all restrictions on immigration." If 50 million Mexicans chose to move to California and Texas, resulting in chaos and the obliteration of national identity, why should that concern Libertarians?

If these new Americans (then constituting a majority in the states where they settle) wanted to secede and reunite the territory with Mexico, presumably Libertarians would not stand in their way.

The party's position on national defense is equally loony. In a Browne presidency, no American soldier would set foot on foreign soil. "What if China invaded Taiwan?" I asked. None of our business, he replied. Well, what if it invaded Mexico? In that case, Browne said he'd fortify our southern border and await an invasion.

Is there never a role for alliances or the use of U.S. forces abroad? According to Browne, even our involvement in World War II was a mistake. The Nazis and Japanese posed no direct threat to us, Browne claims (a la Pat Buchanan).

Libertarian aversion to government often leads to strange dichotomies. Browne assumes "life begins at conception." He believes Washington should be neutral on abortion. (Roe vs. Wade was "an example of judicial activism at its worst.") Sound reasoning.

Abortion policy should be set by states, Browne says. However, "Do I believe the states should outlaw abortion?" the Libertarian rhetorically asks. "I do not."

I said, "You assume that the unborn child is human life, but you don't think government at any level should act to protect that life? What about laws against murder?"

Browne doesn't think much of them, either (look at all the murders despite the law) — though he hastens to add that he's not calling for their repeal.

A Libertarian government would consist of open borders, no troops abroad, no alliances and the repeal of laws against prostitution and drugs. If someone on crack cocaine kills your family, you can go to your private arbitration agency for adjudication.

Impractical? Delusional? Let's just say that if there were Libertarians in the Third Reich, they would have probably been drawing up plans to privatize the autobahns when the Gestapo arrived to take them away.


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To: BenLurkin
A lot of Mr Natural in Libertarians too. As well as more than a little Fritz the Cat
21 posted on 08/11/2002 10:38:21 AM PDT by LarryLied
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To: HumanaeVitae
There is no such thing as ideologically pure conservatism. Conservatism isn't an ideology. Think about it.

I done thunk about once or twice.

If there is no ideologically pure Conservatism then Conservatism is not an ideology. What is it?

22 posted on 08/11/2002 10:38:21 AM PDT by decimon
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To: quidnunc
Libertarians have taken a good idea — opposition to bullying government

When the GOP puts "opposition to bullying government" into the party platform instead of endorsing it, no one will be looking to the Libertarian Party as an alternative.

23 posted on 08/11/2002 10:40:07 AM PDT by putupon
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To: Dawgsquat
No, they believe the founding fathers did.

I find no place that the founding fathers believed such... such rubbish.

Abortion policy should be set by states, Browne says. However, "Do I believe the states should outlaw abortion?" the Libertarian rhetorically asks. "I do not."
I said, "You assume that the unborn child is human life, but you don't think government at any level should act to protect that life? What about laws against murder?"
Browne doesn't think much of them, either (look at all the murders despite the law) — though he hastens to add that he's not calling for their repeal.
I find it hard to believe that he said this. If this is the LP's platform then they can forget about ever getting more then 2% of the vote.

a.cricket

24 posted on 08/11/2002 10:54:02 AM PDT by another cricket
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To: another cricket
"What about laws against murder?" Browne doesn't think much of them, either (look at all the murders despite the law)

A Libertarian murdered a policeman in Ohio Friday night over a traffic stop (which are 'a constitutional crisis' according to one looney Libertarian here on the forum), and there's Harry Browne just shrugging over it. They really need to have RICO shut them down.

25 posted on 08/11/2002 11:03:48 AM PDT by Cultural Jihad
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To: Defiant
Goofy May Be Libertarian.
Or, Libertarians may be Goofy. Either is possible.

IMHO, Goofy should sue the author of this article for defamation of character.

26 posted on 08/11/2002 11:14:23 AM PDT by Willie Green
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To: putupon
Libertarians and other associated leftists are "idealists". In other words, they imagine some kind of "ideal" society based on an abstract premise; "liberty" for libertarians, "equality" or "fairness" for liberals. Both are hogwash. There are no ideal societies because of the imperfectible nature of people.

Libertarians believe that people are perfectible through reason. In other words, the government is preventing people from acting reasonably because of various laws etc. and all the government needs to do is get out of the way and everyone will start acting like Mr. Spock i.e. perfectly logical.

Liberals believe that people are perfectible through government sponsored "re-education" and "sensitivity training" blah blah blah. They don't like the free market because they believe that it brings out the worst in people i.e. greed, selfishness, and the government needs to step in to redistribute wealth so people won't have to engage in the kind of rigorous capitalism that brings out their worst tendencies. After that's been accomplished presumably everyone sits around, smokes dope and listens to the Allman Brothers.

Conservatives believe that people have a fallen nature and are never perfectible. People are born basically wicked and need to work hard to be good. For instance, I'm in favor of capitalism, but not because it brings an "ideal" society. I'm for capitalism because it keeps people off the street during daylight hours and when they get home they're too damn tired to get into trouble. I'm against a big welfare state because it dulls the propensity to work and thus contributes to disorder (look at South Central LA), but I'm not against worker protections and a small welfare state because the last time we had laissez faire capitalism in America it almost led to a revolution (this is called the New Deal).

Conservatives value social order first and foremost. Everyone else is pursuing fanciful ideals that never work out.

27 posted on 08/11/2002 11:23:51 AM PDT by HumanaeVitae
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To: quidnunc
If Harry Browne really wants to do something constructive in government, he should offer his services and his party's influence to whatever party controls the Executive Brance in the capacity of a Department Secretary (Commerce, Education, etc.) with the mandate to systematically shut that Department down within two years. It would help his party and the country at the same time. The Democrats would never allow him to do that but the Republicans might.
28 posted on 08/11/2002 11:29:43 AM PDT by Consort
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To: HumanaeVitae; OrthodoxPresbyterian
Your characterizations certainly have a basis in reality, but they aren't universal. If you had acknowleged exceptions, what you said would've been more valid, but it wouldn't have been a refutation of libertarianism. It's entirely possible that some other type of libertarianism than the one you described in the quote below is correct (and I believe that one is).

Libertarians believe that people are perfectible through reason. In other words, the government is preventing people from acting reasonably because of various laws etc. and all the government needs to do is get out of the way and everyone will start acting like Mr. Spock i.e. perfectly logical.

I certainly don't believe that. Well, I do believe that often the government makes people act unreasonably. But there are cases where the government makes (or tries to make) people act reasonably that I still oppose. Laws against crack, for example. I also believe that people are perfectible by (not through) Christ., not reason or anything they contain in themselves.

And anyway, I haven't read any of the libertarian greats (Locke, Bastiat, Mises, and so on) saying anything like that. Maybe I missed it. Maybe you were just going by your impressions of a debased popular form of libertarianism.

People are born basically wicked and need to work hard to be good.

There are Calvinist conservatives who believe that people are born entirely wicked (total depravity) and that no amount of hard work could make them good. "Good", maybe, but not good. There are also Calvinist libertarian like me who believe the same thing.

Conservatives value social order first and foremost.

That sounds an awful lot like an abstract premise. If it isn't, it has the potential to be. If you took it and ran with it, you'd wind up like our friend Cultural Jihad.

29 posted on 08/11/2002 12:43:01 PM PDT by A.J.Armitage
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To: quidnunc
No, Feder has it exactly right. Liberaltarians are as much of a problem in multiple issues as oridinary liberals. From legalizing drugs -- which is insane -- to opposing our right as a nation to defend itself against terrorism, Goofy and Daffy Duck would make a great ticket.
30 posted on 08/11/2002 12:53:38 PM PDT by Ol' Sparky
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To: A.J.Armitage
Well, it's certainly a broad brush, but most of what I've said is accurate.

I also agree that people are perfected by Christ, so we're together on that.

In terms of whether or not people are completely wicked, this is not true in the USA because of our cultural inheratance. But in, say, Afghanistan, this is unfortunately very true.

Cheers, HV

31 posted on 08/11/2002 12:55:07 PM PDT by HumanaeVitae
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To: A.J.Armitage
Well, it's certainly a broad brush, but most of what I've said is accurate.

I also agree that people are perfected by Christ, so we're together on that.

In terms of whether or not people are completely wicked, this is not true in the USA because of our cultural inheratance. But in, say, Afghanistan, this is unfortunately very true.

Cheers, HV

32 posted on 08/11/2002 12:55:08 PM PDT by HumanaeVitae
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To: quidnunc
The difference between democrats, republicans and libertarians can be summed up using a man drowning in a lake with a tree at the shoreline.

A democrat will throw the drowning man all the rope he needs but forget to tie it to the tree.

The republican will tie the rope to the tree, but only throw the rope out halfway, urging the man to swim the distance on his own.

Meanwhile, the libertarian will discover the rope is made of hemp and smoke it, leaving the drowning man to the mercy of the fish.

Seen in that light, Goofy is a Democrat, Donald Duck is a Republican, and the libertarian point of view is best expressed by the hookah-smoking Caterpillar from Disney's version of "Alice in Wonderland."

J
33 posted on 08/11/2002 1:07:56 PM PDT by jedwardtremlett
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To: HumanaeVitae; A.J.Armitage
the last time we had laissez faire capitalism in America it almost led to a revolution

This is false. The Great Depression was caused primarily by Government Interventionism, not by Capitalism.

People are born basically wicked

So, we grant them the Power to promote "social order" as their wicked hearts define the term?? Men are born totally depraved. Ergo, a Powerful Magistrate is... just a depraved man with a lot of Power.

The magistrate has no business attempting to promote a self-defined ideal of "social order". His business is to punish Aggression, Fraud, and Coercion -- period. He is the Night Watchman of a republic, not it's King. Republics need no king (but Jesus).

34 posted on 08/11/2002 1:19:29 PM PDT by OrthodoxPresbyterian
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To: Defiant

Another election come and gone

35 posted on 08/11/2002 1:29:24 PM PDT by Cultural Jihad
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To: Cultural Jihad
Or look no further than in Ohio where a loony Libertarian murdered a policeman...

A loony right-wing religionist.

36 posted on 08/11/2002 1:31:48 PM PDT by decimon
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To: quidnunc
Feder has an agenda against libertarians, now that he has gone traditional. Good to know, in order to fairly judge what Feder writes about libertarians.
37 posted on 08/11/2002 1:44:16 PM PDT by Kermit
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To: decimon
Main Entry: glib
Pronunciation: 'glib
Function: adjective
Inflected Form(s): glib·ber; glib·best
Etymology: probably modification of Low German glibberig slippery
Date: 1593
1 a : marked by ease and informality : NONCHALANT b : showing little forethought or preparation : OFFHAND c : lacking depth and substance : SUPERFICIAL
2 archaic : SMOOTH, SLIPPERY
3 : marked by ease and fluency in speaking or writing often to the point of being insincere or deceitful
- glib·ly adverb
- glib·ness noun

glibertarians!

38 posted on 08/11/2002 1:47:00 PM PDT by f.Christian
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To: f.Christian
glibertarians!

LOL! Isn't their motto: "Who cares? Too bad! So what?"

39 posted on 08/11/2002 1:48:32 PM PDT by Cultural Jihad
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To: rb22982
Many libertarians voted for Bush (like myself) out of fear of Gore, and I know a great many of my libertarian/libertarian-leaning friends did likewise.

So then to be pragmatic is NOT to be anti-liberty?

40 posted on 08/11/2002 1:59:55 PM PDT by FreeReign
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