[Arthur Wildfire! March]

Thousands have died in bloody conflicts across the country since President Olusegun Obasanjo was elected in 1999, ending 16 years of military rule.

Hey, it 'aint boring. You might get to see a bloody riot during a tap dance display. That's entertainment!

[Dakmar]

Perhaps they'll start a new tradition - instead of a winner and two runners up, they could have 72 winners, all of whom would be forced into marriage with the most senior pageant judge.