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Hi, I'm Vicky...

I'd love for her to whack her mom for interupting her "via fair market values" line

GEE, THANKS, MOOOOOM. JUST, LIKE, TOTALLY EMBARRASS ME ALL OVER THE AIRWAVES FOR MUCKING UP A SIMPLE WORD!

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"Mom, do you ever have that not-so-fresh feeling?"

or the more direct...

"Mom, do you douche?"

[bootless]

Yeah, and her "Right, Mom" (unspoken addition: "Bite me!")

The worst Give Us Your Car commercial is the Cancer Association (or whatever) spot, where the woman has this strident, clipped delivery, and she marble-mouths "fair market varue." "CALL! 1-800-blah blah blah."

You know the one I mean? I just want to duct-tape her to the wall or something.