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Get out your reparations calculator
TownHall.com ^ | 8/15/02 | Michelle Malkin

Posted on 08/14/2002 10:07:24 PM PDT by kattracks

Thousands of aggrieved activists are headed to Washington, D.C., later this week for the "Millions for Reparations" march. The theme is: "They Owe Us."

"Us" means black Americans who allegedly endure lasting psychological and economic suffering as a result of their ancestors (or someone else's ancestors) being enslaved centuries ago. "They" means the U.S. government, which means American taxpayers, which means tens of millions of people who had nothing remotely whatsoever to do with inflicting such injustice on anyone.

So what exactly do We Owe Them?

Russell Simmons, a wealthy hip-hop music executive, is marketing the reparations gospel to black youths under the modernized demand for "40 acres and a Bentley." He's also using the movement to sell his own line of "Phat Classic" sneakers. Wearing Simmons' hip shoes, you see, will do wonders to ease the vestiges of involuntary servitude and colonization.

Defense attorney Sam Jordan, one of the march's lead organizers, apparently thinks that freeing former Black Panther Mumia Abu-Jamal -- the death row inmate found guilty in the violent 1981 murder of Philadelphia police officer Daniel Faulkner -- would balance the historical books. "The case of Mumia Abu-Jamal has much in common with the case of reparations for all the descendants of the sons and daughters of Africa forced into chattel slavery," Jordan inveighed at a press conference in D.C. earlier this week. "Mumia is indomitable, as is the spirit of reparations and the campaign for justice for the millions who yet carry the mark of the lash."

Faulkner died with a bullet to his brain and back, and Jordan has the nerve to rant about Mumia's imaginary lash marks?

The gall knows no end. One class action lawsuit filed in Brooklyn, N.Y., against Fleet Boston Financial, Aetna and CSX puts the reparations tab at $1.5 trillion in unpaid wages of slave labor. Others have priced the pain at $500,000 in special tax rebates for every black American in the country, or up to $8 trillion.

A year and a half ago, when this self-pitying business of slavery reparations first took off, I whipped out my own reparations calculator. I urge others to do the same, and start clamoring for your own personal payoff:

My ancestors from the Philippines were enslaved by Spain and forced to build and man the galleons that brought Hispanic explorers to America. During World War II, my relatives were subjected to extreme physical and economic oppression under Japanese occupation. During the 1920s, the states of California and Hawaii imported 50,000 laborers from my ancestral homeland to toil on American farms. Filipinos also worked on agricultural fields in Oregon, Washington, Arizona and Montana. In addition, my people built levees in the San Joaquin Delta and slaved away in fisheries and lumber mills up and down the West Coast in horrid conditions.

During that time of servitude, Filipinos faced rampant societal and governmental discrimination. They were barred from voting, owning land or starting businesses of their own in California. Anti-miscegenation laws in 16 states kept my ancestors from legally marrying white women. Until 1947, it was illegal in California for Filipinos to marry whites. In Alaska, cannery workers from the Philippines were segregated and barred from many establishments that hung signs like "No dogs or Filipinos allowed."

Crunching the reparations numbers, every American of Spanish descent owes me $514,000 plus compound interest. Adjusted for inflation, every fellow countryman of Japanese descent owes $750,222. California residents owe my family an even $300,000. Alaskans, Hawaiians, Oregonians, Washingtonians, Arizonans and Montanans must pay $75,000 to atone. And anyone else -- white, black or otherwise -- whose family members ingested Filipino-harvested asparagus, peas, cauliflower, onions, tomatoes, grapes or fish, or who burned Filipino-cut firewood, or who lived in homes built of Filipino-sawed lumber from 1923-1947, can settle their debt by sending me a check for $999.99.

As for Russell Simmons, you owe me, too. A free pair of your $65 Phat Classic shoes should cover my pain. I wear a women's size 6-1/2. No sneakers, no peace.

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1 posted on 08/14/2002 10:07:24 PM PDT by kattracks
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To: kattracks
as opposed to the wonderful life they would have had if they were left in Africa.
2 posted on 08/14/2002 10:09:28 PM PDT by goodieD
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To: goodieD
Ok, that is fine.
I want reperations from the blacks. My relatives fought in the Union Army to free them.
3 posted on 08/14/2002 10:14:21 PM PDT by GaryMontana
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To: kattracks
Excellent piece on the utter foolishness of reparations.
4 posted on 08/14/2002 10:14:52 PM PDT by Selara
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To: GaryMontana
Ok, that is fine. I want reperations from the blacks. My relatives fought in the Union Army to free them.

Me too! You just KNOW that trial lawyers are at the bottom of this. If somehow they could ever pull it off, the lawyers will be walking away with most of the money.

5 posted on 08/14/2002 10:16:23 PM PDT by Selara
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To: kattracks
Thousands of aggrieved activists are headed to Washington, D.C., later this week for the "Millions for Reparations" march. The theme is: "They Owe Us."

I came to the States in 1966. so why would I owe anything to them?

6 posted on 08/14/2002 10:20:29 PM PDT by Kaslin
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To: Kaslin
I came to the States in 1966. so why would I owe anything to them?

Don't you know??? They think everyone owes them something.

7 posted on 08/14/2002 10:26:20 PM PDT by Selara
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To: GaryMontana
Exactly! As further evidence that the left is keeping them dumb and happy, they apparently haven't been taught that their own people sold them into slavery to the Europeans, LONG before America ever got into the slavery biz... they can go ask Africa and Europe for reparations FIRST and see how far they get.
8 posted on 08/14/2002 10:28:09 PM PDT by goodieD
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To: kattracks
Get out your reparations calculator

Okay, sure....

Let's see......I multiply the amount of slaves I ever owned by $1,000,000 dollars.......

How about that. I owe nothing.

9 posted on 08/14/2002 10:37:19 PM PDT by He Rides A White Horse
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To: kattracks
The theme is: "They Owe Us."

Come and get it, Mugabe wannabe.

10 posted on 08/14/2002 10:40:36 PM PDT by He Rides A White Horse
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To: goodieD
Exactly
11 posted on 08/14/2002 10:43:05 PM PDT by GaryMontana
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To: kattracks
My Dutch ancestors were ridiculed in Western Michigan as "Hollanders" for decades. I still have nightmares. I'll settle for 4 acres and a Suburban.
12 posted on 08/14/2002 10:45:07 PM PDT by socal_parrot
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To: pupdog
ping
13 posted on 08/14/2002 10:46:18 PM PDT by evolved_rage
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To: He Rides A White Horse
Come and get it, Mugabe wannabe

amen ....black reparations is dumb...why? because for the longest time some in the black comunity have basically felt that if your white then automatically your ancestors owned slaves i think we should just tell them to screw off and NOT pay reparations...i wont...and i think if some of us also did the same then there bullcrap little cause wont get far

14 posted on 08/14/2002 10:51:48 PM PDT by MetalHeadConservative35
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To: kattracks
Let the prayer for a heat wave commence. LOL
15 posted on 08/14/2002 10:52:17 PM PDT by brat
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To: Selara
Yeah, I know, but like the Russkies say "Tough chitsky"
16 posted on 08/14/2002 10:52:53 PM PDT by Kaslin
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To: kattracks
One class action lawsuit filed in Brooklyn, N.Y., against Fleet Boston Financial, Aetna and CSX puts the reparations tab at $1.5 trillion in unpaid wages of slave labor.

The argument here was that these companies are still profiting from slavery because the companies flourished on the backs of slaves. Based on that reasoning, the Jews should be given reparations from Egypt because they built all the pyramids when they were enslaved for centuries. Egypt is still profiting from tourism because of the pyramids.

How far back do we want to go?

The problem with reparations is that introduces something to the United States that never existed here before: the Blood Feud. In the older continents, factional/tribal fighting has been going on for centuries because of ethnic hatred that goes back farther than anyone can remember. In the United States, the sins of the father were never passed onto the sons. Reparations is attempting to do just that. In fact, there doesn't have to even be linear descendancy -- you just have to look like someone who owned slaves or was a slave.

The truth is, African-Americans better wake up and start partnering with White-Americans before they are marginalized completely. Asians, Hispanics, Indians, and Muslims are taking over this country, and the black-white distraction is blinding us to this fact. If blacks and whites settled their differences and joined together to reclaim this country instead of letting petty politicians drive wedges between us, we can (re)build the workings of this country and restore internal peace and prosperity.

-PJ

okay, I'm done ranting now.

17 posted on 08/14/2002 10:54:56 PM PDT by Political Junkie Too
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To: Selara
If I were black, I would be utterly ashamed to have those who clamor for reparations claim to represent my interests. Those who admantly call for reparations run the risk of having all blacks painted with the same brush of scorn by the rest of Americans. The idea is so preposterous and self-seeking that the louder it gets the more damage it will do to the status of blacks within the society.

To poorly paraphrase Ann Coulter, 'The only racists left in this country are a few white supremacists and reparationsists.'

Reparationists are the Black equivalent of the KKK.

18 posted on 08/14/2002 10:55:42 PM PDT by Rudder
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To: Rudder
Reparationists are the Black equivalent of the KKK.

It would only spark and fuel violence, such as this country has never seen, I think. The whole thrust of the historical civil rights movement was to see human beings of ANY color as INDIVIDUALS, with the same rights under the US Constitution. This would undo the progress all of that work.

19 posted on 08/14/2002 11:07:13 PM PDT by Selara
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To: kattracks
OK. How about free first class tickets to Liberia?
20 posted on 08/14/2002 11:36:19 PM PDT by sheik yerbouty
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