Now THAT sounds like something out of Monty Python's Flying Circus.
"Mr. Choudary twice tried to save face. First he offered to accept business cards and invoice the media organizations later. No dice. Then he cracked the door of the conference room to offer: "Sheikh Omar said that if any of you declare the Shahada [convert to the Muslim faith], you are welcome to come in -- or else pay £30." Again, no takers. Nor was anyone buying Al-Muhajiroun's propaganda videos at £5 and £10 apiece."
This was hilarious! "Ok my final offer, buy one carpet, get half-off the second carpet, and I'll throw in some camel fragrance for free."