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To: Little Bill
Lizzy Grubman had a car, Couldn't Drive it all that far...

but after a night of 'drink'; she imagined a 'war';

and with her SUV, she then settled a score

and a crowd soon was dispersed,

by Lizzie's 'foot to the floor'. . .

'poor Lizzie', she wailed. . .as her victims cried,

and Lizzie's next war, was to think up a lie,

to exlain 'why'. . .

she should not have to pay. . .for her driving that day. . .

63 posted on 08/19/2002 1:16:28 AM PDT by cricket
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To: cricket
Lizzy Grubman had a car,
Couldn't Drive it all that far...

Aimed car at the tavern bouncer,
'Cause he spilt her 20 ouncer,
65 posted on 08/19/2002 5:52:58 AM PDT by Elsie
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To: cricket
I like it. And it rhymes too :)
67 posted on 08/19/2002 2:22:42 PM PDT by Michael2001
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