Miss Bonnie and Clod, staying in the news

Washington Times ^ | 8/23/02 | Wesley Pruden

[kattracks]

August is when the organs of the dominant-media culture recycle the news with neither shame nor apology, serving warmed-up leftovers without even spiking the sauce.

George W. Bush tried to give us a break this week, taking time out from stirring up Iraq war frenzy. Having sent Condoleezza Rice off to administer a shot of testosterone to our European "allies" while Donald Rumsfeld bangs the drums not so slowly here, he affected to scold the press for, of all things, stirring up Iraq war frenzy. Good copy, with a nudge and wink.

[kattracks]

ping

[lizma]

Pruden is the best.

[Howlin]

Oh, I like this! And so will everybody else!

Bonnie and Clod!

[Miss Marple]

Thanks for the ping! HA!

[lodwick]

bttt

[mountaineer]

who better to sound off on corporate greed, chicanery and stealing from investors than Miss Bonnie, who in her first time out as a commodities trader made $100,000 on an investment of $1,000?

Martha Stewart's a piker, a pipsqueek, compared to the Hildebeeste and Terry McAuliffe.

Wes Pruden bump.

[crystalk]

Make that "Balmy and Clod"

[BlueLancer]

BTTT

[mountaineer]

Well, we know there's no way Clod (x42) could hoist Sen. Lardbottom, a/k/a Bonnie, even half a millimeter off the ground, so there are a few differences between the Clintons and their felonious counterparts of the 1930s.

[kayak]

LOL!

[steve-b]

Mr. Clinton, ever jealous of the dignity and stateliness and above all the decorum expected of presidents and ex-presidents

BWAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!