[tomkat]

We have to kiss ole beer breath ...

but the ones who are really toxic,
and present company is here, of course, summarily excluded,
are the female nincompoops who bathe in their perfume,
then wonder why those around them are suddenly no longer around them !

by god, it's time for a serious tax on eau de toilette ! (or whatever)
think of all the little kids no longer traumatized by old aunt jane's endless lavender hugs !

[SheLion]

think of all the little kids no longer traumatized by old aunt jane's endless lavender hugs !

Oh! I remember those! :)

[Jaidyn]

You said it!!! Or men that bathe in after shave and cologne! Man, sometimes I can even taste that crap. If they can't smell a gallon of scent on them, how in the world do they smell smoke?

[metesky]

Why just thinking about old aunt jane's endless lavender hugs gives me a little frisson, if you catch my drift.