Hmmmmm.... must be some merit to my "privatization" plan...
looks like I struck one of the few nerves not damaged by substance abuse.
Quick, dude! Hide the stash! The neighbors might spot ya!
Paranoia strikes deep
Into your life it will creep
It starts when you're always afraid
You step out of line, the man come and take you away
OTOH, I am not ruling out my alternative explanation that you might just be an idiot.