[Lancey Howard]

Here's a great quote from that scumbag Cindy Adams. It is from her column in yesterday's New York Post. (She is referring here to the case of Lizzie Grubman, a spoiled whacko heiress who ran over a bunch of people last year at a posh nightclub.):

"Closure? What closure? There'll never be closure for me," said Lizzie, speaking candidly about her life since the SUV she was driving backed into a clutch of people at Southampton's Conscience Point nightclub last year.

LOFL!!!
Them SUVs are liable at any time to go running people over. Tough break for Lizzie that, by sheer coincidence, she happened to be driving the SUV at the time. Usually them miserable SUVs wait until there's nobody in them before they go off and do things like this.

[Nuke'm Glowing]

I'm telling you, it's the chips in the engines that make the SUVs do that.

</tinfoil alert off

[tahiti]

I sent the followig e-mail to the author of the article:

Hello Mr. Lee,

You used the following phrase in your article titled, “SUVs, trucks and tots can be a fatal combination.”

“…boy who was struck by a sport utility vehicle backing out a driveway…”

A sport utility vehicle cannot back out of a driveway.

It was the driver of the sport utility vehicle that struck the boy.

So your phrase should have read, “…boy who was struck by the driver of a sport utility vehicle backing out a driveway…”

A common, yet predictable error, and yet deliberate error as well, by those who have a problem with a SUV being a vehicle of “choice” chosen by free citizens living in the U.S.

Let’s try to be more precise in our description of events.