[woofie]

Grandmothers can be dangerous

[Consort]

Yes, the thought of marauding bands of rogue grandmothers terrorizing the countryside has bothered me for years. I know that they are plotting some kind of subversive takeover. They will likely use poisoned cookies or strychnine-laced quilts to overpower us.

[Marysecretary]

I'm a dangerous grandmother but I'll let them search me anytime, as long as they search the Arab standing behind me!