Posted on 08/29/2002 8:48:34 PM PDT by TLBSHOW
Little Annie Fanny
If Ann Coulter were a relief pitcher, she'd be in big trouble. Instead, she's a Republican attack-blonde, the author of the number one non-fiction book on the New York Times best-seller list, and a ubiquitous presence on TV talk shows. So you're not supposed to take offense when Coulter spouts politicized bigotry that makes ex-Atlanta Brave John Rocker's foolish remarks about queers, weirdos and foreigners in New York sound benign by comparison. Nor to point out that much of the so-called "evidence" of liberal sins in her book "Slander" is simply made up780 often phony footnotes and all.
Apparently, the glib Connecticut ectomorph has taken to believing her own, well, "propaganda" is the only word I can get in the newspaper. Or maybe she's just a comedy act, as a recent column by one Melik Kayan in the Wall Street Journal hinted. How else could Coulter go on national TV, call NBC's perky "Today Show" hostess Katie Couric "the affable Eva Braun" of American liberalism, then bleat about liberal name-calling?
Eva Braun was Hitler's mistress. So when Coulter calls Couric, in effect, a Nazi slut, it's what Kayan calls "tongue-in-cheek agitprop." Where's everybody's sense of humor? The occasion of the Journal apologia was Coulter's telling the New York Observerwhose interviewer informed readers that he had a "friend" who would enjoy vigorous copulation with the bony punditthat "my only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to the New York Times Building."
Some of these boys, incidentally, sound like they're wearing their bowties too tight. I still recall my amazement at learning that Tory men thought Margaret Thatcher a hottie. "The eyes of Caligula and the lips of Marilyn Monroe," was how the late English novelist Anthony Powell described her to me. Evidently,the Iron Lady conjured steamy memories of prep school spankings.
On TV, Coulter conveys all the feminine warmth of a water mocassin, if you can imagine a pit viper with silicone implants. Kayan though, feverishly pictures her walking a metaphorical tightrope "her long-limbed signature silhouette poised precariously aloft, riverine blonde locks riffled by the breeze and legs coltishly pirouetting."
This isn't the first time Coulter herself has fantasized killing liberals. Speaking at a recent conservative gathering, she opined that "We need to execute people like John Walker [Lindh] in order to physically intimidate liberals, by making them realize that they can be killed too. Otherwise they will turn out to be outright traitors."
Coulter deliberately courts over-reaction. But anybody with a mean mouth can play her game, as I've tried to show. More insidious is how she mimics the outward form of real journalism without its content, how lazy and/or cowardly establishment types let her get away with it, and the truly ugly subtext to her supposedly harmless joking.
Everywhere Coulter goes, she boasts about those 780 footnotes, which give her rants the appearance of substance. Reviewers for publications as various as the New York Times, National Review and the Los Angeles Times have praised her "massiveamounts of footnoted evidence." None bothered to check the facts behind even her most absurd claims, like the bitter pronouncement that "[L]iberals have absolutely no contact with the society they decry from their Park Avenue redoubts."
Coulter's "proof" is that the New York Times, almost alone among American newspapers, failed to report the death of NASCAR hero Dale Earnhardt on its front page. Also that the story which did belatedly appear mocked "[t]acky people...mourning Dale Earnhardt all overthe South!"
Bob Somerby of dailyhowler.com proved that Coulter's claim was simply made up. TheTimes did run a front page account of Earnhardt's death by sportswriter Robert Lipsyte. Two days later, it ran an evocative account of grieving fans in Earnhardt's home town of Moorestown, N.C.. The author was Rick Bragg, the gifted native of Piedmont, Alabama who covers the South for the newspaper. For that matter, Times editor Howell Raines is an Alabamian.
Somerby and others have exposed scores, if not hundreds, of similar howlers throughout Coulter's deeply dishonest work. His witty demolition job is must reading. Writing in the Washington Post, one conscientious conservative, Christopher Caldwell, describes "Slander" as "a piece of political hackwork.The deeper into her subject she gets, the more she resorts to the tools of calumny and propaganda she professes to critique."
Indeed,it's not too much to say that the "liberal" sins Coulter caricaturesatheism, cosmopolitanism, sexual license, moral relativism, communism, disloyalty and treasonare basically identical to the crimes of the Jews as Hitler saw them.That she blames no ethnic group makes it only marginally less offensive.Equally damaging is "Slander's" intellectual fraudulence. Naïve readers have little defense against a book using psuedo-scholarly documentation to tart up ancient slurs.
Conservatives constantly decry decaying cultural standards. Where are they now?
They were benign to most, you buffoon.
When Lyons writes like this, I can almost confuse him with a man.
Eva Braun married Adolf Hitler, right before they committed suicide. I believe Eva Braun was apolitical. She didn't have any political opinions, so it's wrong to call her a 'nazi slut'.
This from a guy who thinks Michael Bellesiles the epitome of scholarly research and detailed painstaking historicity.
--Boris
So much so he did this interview defending her in Salon. The final sentence has a subtle Freudian slip which signals Gene's subliminal desire:
It's frightening to me as a believer in our system that you've got what is essentially the unchecked power of the media to destroy. It's shocking to me that people don't know better. But don't you think people are becoming more aware? I'm alternately exhilarated and depressed. Some days I feel like I'm going to expose them all; it will all come out. Other times I feel like the Dutch boy with one finger in the dike.
Other than this snippet from Lyons on Lesbos, he's as funny as Al Francken's Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot. And as accurate.
He's Maureen Dowd without the well-turned phrase: all bile and no style.
If body part nicknames are the mark of wit, his Little Annie Fanny falls flat. I did enjoy George W. Bush's reference to the Large Adam Fanny as a major-league a**hole.
Gene Lyons with his finger in the dyke.
That's what burbles up from his oblongatal swamp.
--The judge smiled at the D.A., but it was entirely without humor. "Mr. Barry," he said in a resonant voice, "there is no mention made in the Constitution about making whiskey. There is a very clear mention made of the right to keep and bear arms. You may be entirely right that our government does not issue our soldiers shotguns of the exact type that Mr. Miller had in his truck. However, you are forgetting everything you were taught in grade school civics class." The District Attorney turned crimson at this barb.--UC
So maybe Gene is a lesbian trapped in a gay man's body.
He must really hate himself.
No wonder they have all those conferences on gender. This gets confusing.
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