[FoxPro]

I think they have that wired in now also. I was actually thinking about moving to europe to avoid the jailhouse beatings, sodomy and potential Aids infection.

[gg188]

The right amount of money to the right lawyer who takes care of the right judge and, buddaboom, you skate. It won't be cheap, I imagine (a few grand should do it.) In the county (or counties) in question, you need to find one of a well-connected, veteran, "insider" attorney plugged into the system there. After that, it's just negotiating a price with him, and him negotiating a price with a judge. If you visit a lawyer there who says this can't be done, go find another lawyer. You are a prime mark for profits by all those involved.

[SkyRat]

I live in europe and I'm often in amsterdam. that city seems to be a refuge point for american citzens with police trouble these days.

[I Hired Craig Livingstone]

My advice, FWIW:

1) Don't post here, call a lawyer.

2) If you do do any time, it will be short (as you say, a month or less). It will be in a county jail. I know people who have done time in county jails, and as long as you're cool, the worst you will be subjected to is crappy food and too much Jerry Springer.

3) You got yourself into this mess. Go face the music and get it behind you.