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DFU SONG: Camp Grenada (Bob Beckel --- ha ha ha ha ha) 8-30-02
DFU SONG PARODIES
| 8-2002
| Lyrics, Doug from Upland
Posted on 08/30/2002 8:18:18 PM PDT by doug from upland
MIDI - CAMP GRENADA
How's it hanging
Robert Beckel
you will be so fun to heckle
You were seeking out some action
you are lucky your wife's not put you in traction
You were surfing
evening's boring
Tiffany showed off her whoring
She was dressed provocatively
lately your thing had been seeming rather shrively
An appointment you were setting
would there be some heavy petting
At three hundred bucks an hour
you were hoping something would rise like a tower
She arrived and got right to it
oh, yes, Robert
she could do it
You need more than electoral
she would teach you a few tricks about things oral
So you paid six hundred dollars
and your neighbors heard you holler
It was great
but if your wife found out she surely would be quite irate
Just one night's not satisfying
I want more, you started crying
She came back
it's thirteen hundred bucks for Tiffy in the sack
Wait a minute
she's been writing
suddenly it's not exciting
Fifty thousand she's demanding
and the problem for you really is expanding
You had fallen to temptation
now prepare for litigation
But it gets much more exquisite
you heard your wife say Ms. Bobbitt's gonna visit
TOPICS: Business/Economy; Constitution/Conservatism; Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; Government; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: bobbitthim; ratscum; typicalrat
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Put this under the good news category.
To: StarFan; whoever; buffyt; demnomo; dutchess; Looking4Truth; Paul Atreides; rockfish59
Pinging
To: doug from upland
Hahahahaaaa!! Good one, Doug. We always knew that Beckle was a sleeze ... we just didn't know that he was in the $300 per hour category.
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posted on
08/30/2002 8:24:22 PM PDT
by
SamKeck
To: All
To: doug from upland
Yes indeed - couldn't happen to a more odious and deserving little swine. Remember how the fat little runt was threatening to harass Republican Electors [Electoral College] during the Goron forces' attempted theft of the election? BTW, another tour de force in the poesy. You get the job finished in the time that most of us might have come up with line one, verse one. Amazing.
To: Bedford Forrest
To: doug from upland
These extortionists are dumb as posts. Don't they know that only Republicans and conservatives are capable of shame and being embarassed? Beckel is gonna milk this for all that it's worth. At the very least, he'll probably get a Democratic Presidential nomination! (His speaking engagments will go through the roof!) Hitlery and Bubba better watch out. There's a new Democratic icon on the rise.
This is hilarious. Maybe he and Dick Morris (who also had a penchant for hookers) could co-host a news show. Wonder what it would be called?
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posted on
08/30/2002 8:47:04 PM PDT
by
demnomo
To: demnomo
You are right about the shame thing. Bob Livingston was the perfect example. He violated no laws (of which we are aware) but felt ashamed for what he did and left the public eye. The RATS wear rape, assault, and drowning young women as badges of honor.
To: doug from upland
bwaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahhahaaaa..... :0)
To: doug from upland
Another great one doug!!
To: demnomo
Wonder what it would be called?They'll turn it into a made-for-tv movie, either called "Blowjobs at Tiffany's" or "Footloose"...
To: All
Bob Beckel & Associates
1501 Lee Highway · Suite 200 · Arlington, VA 22209 ·
703.841.0600 · fax 703.841.1115
email: bba@bobbeckel.com
To: doug from upland
Did you get that email to work? Several of us have noticed they bounce back... maybe the mailbox is full? :0)
To: Chad Fairbanks
I didn't try. I wonder if he changed it because Tiffany kept sending him those ads about increasing the size of his penis. As Bob would say -- "Where's the beef?"
To: All
To: doug from upland
ROTFL! I am loving this entire thing! Couldn't happen to a more deserving jerk! Figures he had to pay for it!
To: doug from upland
Wow, Doug, you whipped that out pretty quick...
I mean, uh, never mind...
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posted on
08/30/2002 10:26:05 PM PDT
by
IncPen
To: doug from upland
ah ha ha... great song and such a deserving recipient!
To: doug from upland
Similar story!
I'm hoping for the eggs and tomatoes to start flying!
To: doug from upland
Excellent work Doug!
How can Big (really big) Bob snake his way out of this?
How about: "I didn't have sex with that woman, ..."
"Blow jobs, we don't have no stinking blow jobs!"
300 bucks per hour for a message with a happy ending? Bob, Bob, Bob! What would Buba have done?
My fellow Americans, you can't make this stuff up!
$50K was cheap. Ask Michael Jackson, Pee Wee Herman or George Michaels.
Have a nice day, bitch!
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