Janet Reno…you need Beano
'Cause the gas that you exude's too much
We are really not amused that you're so out of touch
Janet Reno…too much vino
Is that what has made your mind go numb
You see evidence of crime so go arrest that bum
There is treason there right under your nose
You see it everyday…it will not go away
There is treason…everybody now knows
You're throwing out some zingers…you'd rather burn right wingers
Janet Reno…a casino
Is that where you were hit on the head
You feel lucky that you're just brain damaged and you're not dead
Janet Reno…Lee Trevino
Had been hit by lightning more than once
If his brain had been French fried you're still a bigger dunce
Janet Reno…lost at Keno
Is that why you're several chips too short
What the hell will you now do with the Chris Cox report
There is treason there right under your nose
You see it everyday…it will not go away
There is treason…everybody now knows
You're throwing out some zingers…you'd rather burn right wingers
Janet Reno…the Bambino
Would be knocking you out of the park
And the fans would stand and cheer him as your world went dark