A "moving scrum"?
Hell, there weren't enough people to even have a rugby match, never mind a scrum!
You think Lesley Clark and Tyler Bridges meant scum?
GRRRRRollin' For the USA
Consider all the other goodies that can be made from the non-edible parts:
You can get a jawbone similar to that of an ass, a backbone that could be the I-beam for the Clinton Library of Pornography in Little Rock, a brain for forensic scientists to study for eons, teeth that Eskimos could use for hollowing out canoes, blubber to keep the Japanese gourmets happy for decades, hair that could be used to weave a chastity belt for Britney and just all kinds of bizarre memorabilia.
Of course she'd have to expire first.
On the other hand, she could be stuffed and mounted (in a nice way, I mean) as a statue at Waco, Texas at the site of her first important decision.
It's only a suggestion.