The Prophet says : and here I quote :
" To keep your tent all cozy ,
A woman should be strongly built,
And look a bit like Rosie.
A bit of surplus fat's okay,
Or a moustache like a Ghurkha-
As long as it's securely wrapped
Inside a long black burqha."
"She should be strong enough to stand
Occasional "correction"-
Administered with camel whip
Should she fail white glove inspection."
Now that you have learned what makes
A proper Muslim wife
It's time to place you on the path
To happy married life !
We have searched within the Archives
For Mullah's old Black Book
Which lists so many places
A "yearning " man may look !
Come visit New Brunswick
New Jersey in the Fall
In a place named DOUGLASS COLLEGE
Are the worthiest of all !!
The women here are sturdy
And athletically inclined ;
A Pro-Islamic Faculty
Has "prepped" each youthful mind.
Few are of the "working class"-
Rich parents are the norm ;
They'll think you look " exotic "
As you strut outside their dorm !
A bold and forceful courtship
Will see you quickly wed:
Just make her wear a burqha
When you're alone in bed !!!