[weegee]

My neighbor has taken my goat for his sexual release.

I have retreived my goat but would like to know if it is halal to milk this goat?

Should I stone her to death? If I do kill the goat, can I eat the meat or is that not halal?

Oh wa ta gu siam.

[genefromjersey]

The prophet says : ( And this I quote )
He that drinketh milk from goat
That lieth with his neighbor, Sid
Hath cause to wonder : Is the milk Halal ?
I hardly think so ! Not at all !!

Since Sidney's patronym is Mosher
It's far more likely to be Kosher-
It thus would fail Halal inspection
Because of suspect gene injection.