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Okay, one and all :

I hope you've had half as much fun with this thread as I have...BUT, it's time to snip it right here, while a few of you are still smiling.

So,as the Prophet ( May his Name, etc. ) might say :

" A-thee-ah thee-ah-they-at's all folks !!!

" ( May Allah grant you swift voyage ! "

My journey day 2. Oh, woe is me, woe is me, I suffer and there is sand piled in all of my body cavities. My I be spared this in the future! This is the pleasant time of year here in my home country weather-wise and normally we have sand storms only 2-3 times a week. I have been through 3 vicious storms already – in just two days!! I have not slept and must carry two exhausted goats because they are so weak. I have been beaten by bandits and I need water for me and the goats. I press on great on because of your sage advice to go to Dogless college in America. Only one as wise as your Mullahship could direct me like this. Before I met you I was like a worm crawling in the intestines of a pig covered in excrement.

Great mullah you have set me on a course that only you know the outcome. I press on through adversity – please give me words of encouragement! Al-Achmed

I am a truck driver living in the USA. My parents live in the Boston and one of my sisters, who lives in Brookline, is married to an American.

My Father and Mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana, distribution of Cocaine, as well as Heroin.

I have two brothers, one who is currently serving a non-parole life sentence, for the rape & murder of a teenage girl in 1994. The other went to Afghanistan to jihaad.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who lives in New Orleans and indeed is still a part time "working girl" in a Brothel, however, her time there is limited as she has recently been infected with an STD. We intend to marry as soon as possible and are currently looking into the possibility of opening our own brothel with my fiancé utilizing her knowledge of the industry working as the Madam.

My problem is this: I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the family and of course I want to be totally honest with her.

So, how should I tell her about my brother-in-law being employed by Microsoft?