Particularly when he objects to the venomous, hate-filled responses his venomous, hate-filled columns engender. "Cheney is a bloodthirsty warmonger who probably eats children, but don't you dare attack me on a personal level."
I am an utter moron. I am a total imbecile. I am the enemy.
Check.
I am a typical SF liberal jackass ...
Check.
I must be gay. Really, really gay.
Only you and your "girlfriend" know for sure.