[white trash redneck]

Guns Banned in Britain; Crime Soars

To most of us, this headline is about as remarkable as "Sun Sets in West; World Darkens."

[ZeitgeistSurfer]

Headline today:

Guns Banned in Britain; Crime Soars

Headline in not-too-distant future:

Islamic Socialist Republic of Britain Executes Last Practicing Christian

[Leisler]

Or, "Trailerhome Distroyed by Tornado".

Sorry, I couldn't resist. : )