Why not move it to Salisbury (Harare). The Rhodesians built some very nice buildings there, which are probably no longer of much use, given the demographic changes. Then the UN could operate in a Nation that shares its fundamental outlook.
I apologize to any Rhodesian friends who are still trying to hang on in their country, for this suggestion. And I understand the legend about drinking from the water of the Zambezi. But just think of the advantage, if the good folks do return. They will have so many of those who need to be paid back, all together in one place!
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This is the best idea concerning the UN I've ever heard. How can we help move the UN to Hirare.
I was surprised that the UN hasn't found some way to blame the US for starvation in Africa...yet.