George, a Babboon, is sitting in a marula tree ( this is a type of South African fuit, which they make a delicious fermented drink from, and which animals get drunk eating ), and below him, sits Simba, the lion ... the king of all beasts. George takes it into his head to throw a marula at Simba and beans him, waking up the king of the jungle. Simba wakems, growls, looks around and then dozes off again. Laughing, Gerorge throws another marual at Simba ... BONK ... hitting him in the head again. Simba is VERY angry this time, and snarls : " Don't you dare do that again ! ". George , laughing hysterically, grabs another marula and bounches it off Simba's head ... again.
With that, Simba gets up, looks up into the tree, and says : If you hit me in the head , again, I'll bit your head or your tail off !!!!!!!! " George figures that he's safe, up high in the marula tree, wiggles down a skinny branch, grabs the last marula, flings it at Simba's head, hits him, and then crashes to the earth, as the branch snaps.
Simba , his glorious mane dripping with marula juice and pieces of fruit, lungs at and captures George in his gigantic clawed paws. " Now I have you, you miserable babboon. Which should I bit off ... you head or your tail ?"
" My head ; please ", replies George. " Why your head ?, Simba asked , " If I bite off your head, you'll die ! "
" Because, Simba ", said George, " if you bite off my tail, I'll look like like Robert Mugabe and I'd rather be dead ." answered Geroge.
I have cleaned this up, somewhat. :-)