[andy_card]

Holy Shytsky. I work 20 miles from Newark. I'm outta here.

Unless you work on a floating island out in the Atlantic, you'd be safe even if this turned out to be a 100 megaton nuke, which it won't be.

[gridlock]

Strong wind blowing offshore today. It's a beautiful thing!

[rmlew]

TRust me, a barrage of radioactive mist would not be pretty.
Of course, if someone were going on a suicide mission with a nuke, they would ignore teh coast guard cutter and have some armed men on the ship to repel borders.