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Maybe we can teach them to vote in Broward and Miami-Dade counties.

[iconoclast]

Maybe we can teach them to vote in Broward and Miami-Dade counties.

Dims are already workin on it! ;o)

[TrappedInLiberalHell]

A group of "secretly trained" chickens

The new Al Qaeda.

[VadeRetro]

But cockerels took longer to learn the task than hens, and hens were bad at learning from cockerels. It was not clear why they seemed to ignore lessons from a male.

I'm not going to make a sexist comment here. I'm not going to make a sexist comment here. I'm not . . .

[Reaganwuzthebest]

Professor Nicol found the students got a meal much faster after watching how the demonstrators performed before learning from their mistakes.

And I always found i got my meal much faster when popping over to KFC.

[The G Man]

"Her experiments at the University of Bristol .."

I wonder if she had Chris Berman, Chris Mortenson or Sterling Sharpe for freshman year chickenology?

[JennysCool]

cluck bump

[Jaxter]

[joesnuffy]

There was a famous chicken actor.... what was his name..oh
Gregory Peck

[Mr Ducklips]

Maybe we can teach them to vote in Broward and Miami-Dade counties.

Ha! Goot one!

[hopespringseternal]

They appeared to learn faster from dominant chickens "at the top of the pecking order", she said. But cockerels took longer to learn the task than hens, and hens were bad at learning from cockerels. It was not clear why they seemed to ignore lessons from a male.

That has been my experience too.

"Are you going to listen to me and save yourself some pain, suffering, and embarrassment, or will it be business as usual?"

I am always wrong until she proves me right -- the hard way.

[Happygal]

Teach 'em to vote in Miami? As opposed to the 'headless chickens' currently registered? ;-)

[Willie Green]

Chickens owed their navigation skills to their relatives, jungle fowl.

They owe a debt of gratitude to cousin Icarus.

[HamiltonJay]

cockerels took longer to learn the task than hens, and hens were bad at learning from cockerels. It was not clear why they seemed to ignore lessons from a male.

So lets see, it takes longer for men to learn things, and women are bad at learning from men and seem to ignore the lessons of men.... Sounds like this behavior may be universally constant among all species :) Lord knows my wife ignores me constantly.

[Maceman]

Chickens have their own solar system

That's nothing. Democrats actually have their own parallel universe.

[dighton]

Chickens have their own solar system

There's got to be a Larson cartoon.

[blam]

""When people ask why did the chicken cross the road"

They're just showing the armadillo that it can be done.

[Psycho_Bunny]

It's amazing what people will spend money on.

...Someone needed to fund this study?

...Like a chicken farmer couldn't have told this bozo any of this.

And why do articles like this always portray "surprise" at finding that animals aren't stupid as a pile of dirt?

Sure, animals aren't writing books or contemplating the nature of their existence but, anyone who's ever taken 15 minutes to observe the world around them recognizes that animals aren't out running around like...well, like chickens with their heads cut off.

[camle]

"Fred you knew this job was dangerous when you took it"
Super Chicken

[Pagey]

"Her experiments at the University of Bristol showed that chickens were able to learn by watching the mistakes of others".

Unlike people such as Trent Lott,who in order to retain power,repeat the same mistakes over and over,without considering the rest of the Republicans who aren't RINO!Can't we get a new leader of the Party?They got rid of Newt,why can't Trent do the right thing?(At least do it for the Party's sake,eh Trent?)