[scouse]

Reminds me of an old Girl Scout song...

Wow! If you are awakened sometime during the night by a ghost sporting a goatee and playing a banjo...You will have been visited by Burl Ives, who made a fortune singing that song

And if this ghost is accompanied by an evil looking man carrying a brief case....That will no doubt be the ghost of his lawyer.

[Bon mots]

Snakes swallowing dogs? That's nasty, but not the worse they can do. They can also kill people, and sometimes even swallow them (supposedly) like in THIS picture.

Here is the "before" photo.

I held an Anaconda in Venezuela, and it seemed docile enough. I wouldn't sleep with one though.