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About two years ago there were four guys playing golf down here in Florida, and one of them went missing. After searching all over for him, his friends finally called in the authorities to assist.

After some time they decided that he must have fallen prey to a large Florida crocodile (Not alligator)that inhabited the lake. So they caught it and killed it, and when it was cut open, there they found the bits and pieces of the missing man. The newspapers had a field day with the pics.

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It wouldn't be this guy, would it?

Think he lost his golf ball...