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To: Litany
Gee, thanks! I can't get it out of my head.

There was an old woman who swallowed a cow--
I don't know how she swallowed a cow!
She swallowed a cow to catch the goat.
She opened her mouth and it went down her throat.
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog--
Oh, what a hog to swallow a dog!
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat.
Imagine that! She swallowed a cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird--
How absurd to swallow a bird!
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and wriggled and jiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed a fly --
Perhaps she'll die!

There was an old woman who swallowed a horse...
She died, of course!


36 posted on 09/15/2002 4:20:40 AM PDT by Samwise
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To: Samwise
Thanks....I knew I forgot some parts ! As I said...senility setting in.
:-)
39 posted on 09/15/2002 7:14:42 AM PDT by Litany
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