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I NEED YOUR BAD JOKES!
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Posted on 09/14/2002 9:01:38 PM PDT by Big Guy and Rusty 99
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To: Big Guy and Rusty 99
Why did Piglet look in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh.
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posted on
09/21/2002 8:38:19 AM PDT
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Scruffy
To: Big Guy and Rusty 99
How about the one about the three-legged dog who walked into a bar and said, "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."
To: Big Guy and Rusty 99
I sat on a battery the other day . I really got a charge out of it . It's the current thing to do . I know my jokes are revolting , and they could be butter , but don't spread it around . It's the yeast I could do for the dough that I make.
To: Big Guy and Rusty 99
I sat on a battery the other day . I really got a charge out of it . It's the current thing to do . I know my jokes are revolting , and they could be butter , but don't spread it around . It's the yeast I could do for the dough that I make.
To: Big Guy and Rusty 99
What do you call a homeless Saddam Hussien ? A BAG - DAD.
To: Big Guy and Rusty 99
Did you hear about the blonde girl who sat on a fan?
Disaster....(as in dis/ast/'er)
To: Doctor Stochastic
A Catholic Priest, a Baptist Minister, and a Jewish Rabbi have congregations which are next door to each other and very friendly. The congregations decide to present their respective leaders with a new car on the same day. The Baptist minister places his hand on the hood and says a short prayer. The priest sprinkles his car with holy water. The rabbi cuts off two inches of the tailpipe.
Is that bad enough?
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10/15/2002 9:18:27 AM PDT
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Seti 1
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