[Gumption]

Aren't you glad you made this thread all about you?

I sure am.

[Chad Fairbanks]

Let's see...

1. "Me me me me me me me..."
2. "What about the children???????"
3. "Help! Help! I'm being repressed!"
4. "I wanna file a class-action lawsuit against blonde-joke websites"


Yeah... conservative, my A$$