Nary a word about that internationally renowned statesman...Vladimir Posner.
Wonder whatever happened to Ole' Vlad when his USSR credit cards were revoked?
I never watched Jerry Springer before, because every time I'd ever even caught a few minutes of it, it was, well, disgusting. But there in the jury room, they had it on all the TV sets. You couldn't avoid it. And I became transfixed by it... like where do they find all that white trash willing to come on TV and act like that?
Anyhow, on my fourth day, I was finally in the process of being picked to serve on a jury, and during the jury selection questioning period, the judge asked me "Is there any reason why you feel you should not serve on this jury?"
I replied, "Only the fact that I've been watching the Jerry Springer Show every day this week, and your honor, my Moral Compass is spinning like a top!"
This is no joke. I was excused from that jury, BTW.
HANOI UPHELD
HEAD PHIL UNO
HULA HED PION
A NUDE HO
A DUN HOE
A NUDE PHIL HO
ADOLPH HE I NU
HEAP IDOL HUN
PAID HOLE HUN
PLAID HOE HUN
LAID NOPE HUH
LAID OPEN HUH
LAID PEON HUH
PAIN DOLE HUH
LOAN HIDE HUP
AH LINED HO UP
IDAHO HELP UN
INHALED OH UP
LADEN HI HO UP
Scouts Out! Cavalry Ho!
Springer was a native New Yorker who moved to Cincinnati, and got elected to City Council. He ran for governor, but lost when a Ky prostitute went public with a signed check that Springer had given her for sex. (What an Idiot...) THEN he was hired as the local anchor on the Channel 5 News. His specialty was his whiney, liberal one-minute commentary at the end of every newscast. When Donahue moved to Chicago, they revamped Donahue's studio and put Springer in it. That's how it all started.
I really became a conservative about the time of the Clarance Thomas hearings. When his nomination came up in the Senate, I thought to myself, "I wonder which lowlife commentator will be the first to call Thomas an 'uncle Thomas'?" That same evening on Channel 5, there was smug little Springer with his stupid commentary. "Can America afford to have an Uncle Thomas on the Supreme Court?" Ooh, I hate him!