[Hitlerys uterus]

The entire piece was well written and funny. But I particularly liked:

"In the nation of Germany, the 1st Panzer Division staged a dress parade, whereupon France quickly surrendered, further upsetting an already nervous world."

[kpp_kpp]

...and my favorite:

"The climax was reached when the New York Times, announced it was ceasing publication due to the unavailability of newsprint, which it had forgotten was a WOOD product."

[martian_22]

You know - France surrendering is no longer just a joke.

It's fast becomming a geopolitical "given". ;)