[Sabertooth]

It's too bad sex is so boring without performance enhancing drugs.

[freebilly]

Doctors warn that combining the two drugs can cause heart problems or erections that don't subside for more than four hours, possibly leading to anatomical damage

Damage on whose anatomical parts? His or hers?

[Huck]

Royal Canadian Mounted Police

chuckle

[SpinyNorman]

Geez, wouldn't a four hour woody get in the way in a dance club? Maybe the anatomical damage would come from penile fractures in wild dancing!!

BTW, I am totally avoiding any remarks about Canadian "mounted" police here.

[jz638]

It's all fun and games until someone gets an eye poked out.

[truthandlife]

With stories like this I bet it will become more popular. Pfizer is probably loving this story to the detriment of many empty teens.

[governsleastgovernsbest]

In related news, Pfizer is conducting field trials of a new drug combining Viagra and an Alzheimer's medication.

Said a spokesman: "We believe this drug can fill an important market niche. In this age of meaningless one-night stands, this new medication is intended to help guys remember the girl's name when they wake up the next morning."

[DoughtyOne]

Four hour erection???

Well it's already caused damage to my ego... LOL

[UB355]

Are the women dancing with these guys just hard up ?

[Landru]

"Doctors warn that combining the two drugs can cause heart problems or erections that don't subside for more than four hours, possibly leading to anatomical damage. There have been scattered reports of such injuries across the country, officials say."

These imbeciles, apparently, don't realize one can "break" their thing.
~*Permenently* break it.

...& the career *prospects* for eunuchs in this century are *nitz*. {g}

[Mo1]

Doctors warn that combining the two drugs can cause heart problems or erections that don't subside for more than four hours, possibly leading to anatomical damage. There have been scattered reports of such injuries across the country, officials say.

Gee I wonder how these kiddies are gonna explain this one to their parents ..

[AUgrad]

erections that don't subside for more than four hours, possibly leading to anatomical damage.

Only if you attempt to drive nails with it.

[Washington at Morristown]

BOING! Er, uh...I mean BUMP!

[Wolfie]

4 hour erections may cause anatomical injury

Now they tell me...

[NY.SS-Bar9]

I took Viagra and Rogaine at the same time.

Now my hair wont stop standing on end!

[Billthedrill]

Damage after four hours? I hardly think so. Somebody's making a boner here. Nevertheless, there should be a stiff penalty for selling this sort of drug cocktail...

[The FRugitive]

Viagra should be illegal unless you are trying to have a baby. DRUGS SHOULD NOT BE USED FOR RECREATION!

[FreeTally]

On a serious note(aww shucks), I have heard of people going into cardiac arrest for doing this too. Dumb ass high schoolers and college kids are doing this because they cant get it up/keep it up while on "X".

[clamper1797]

Apparently this is nothing to "dick" around with. There is a lot of anocdotal "evidence" here. We should try to stay with the hard facts

[mhking]

"Hold muh beer 'n watch this!" PING....

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