"I have a PhD--I am a 'Gender Theorist.' You see, I have a theory about gender. There is no such thing as male and female--we are all transgendered. Traditional gender stereotypes are the result of breeder hetero patriarchal attitudes which foster hegemony among the psycho-sexual participants of enema theory and Queer Identity Studies!!"
Ever notice that all these leftists never have any academic discipline in hard science, engineering, math, or medicine? And for this they want $30,000 per kid to pay for the privilege of being "enlightened" by them.