[w_over_w]

Tipper: I'll get you my pretty . . . and your little dog too!

Al: ". . .if I only had a brain!"

[ml/nj]

BTW, I thought Tipper and the Commodites Scam Queen were Really Great Friends. (Ditto for Al & Bubba)

Have they been seen together since Bush moved in?

ML/NJ

[diode]

Tipper: You're goin' down! @#$%?&
Tipper (thinking): My God, he's wearing my make up!
Al: That's my wife your talking about!
Al (thinking): My God, she's wearing my suit!