[ArneFufkin]

MM, if I showed up with a mismatched shirt and tie and a vital job as "someone familiar with" (LOL) the MN Secretary of State office, these idiots wouldn't know the difference. I'm there as an AFSCME zombie, what do they understand? But, I'll get right in the middle of every busload of "new voters" with my civil servant can do attitude! "Hi folks, c'mon over, let's get our ID's out ..."

They'll want to beat me up, but I'm just stupid and helpful.

If I'm there observing, the busloads of lemmings from Zion Baptist will go somewhere else. They'll get lost, the other poll is at a SCHOOL!

We don't need t be aggressive, we just need to be State employed goofballs who are THERE, dumb as dirt, and messing all the corruption up.

[Miss Marple]

Oh, I see what you mean! I need a polyester pair of slacks, no make-up, hair pulled back in a Joan Baez ponytail, and a nerdy "helpful" attitude!

"Here, let me help you keep track of these people so the line doesn't get too long."

"I have a car, would you like me to drive you to voting headquarters?"

"Do you mind if I take a picture of all of you so I can remember our election day fun?"