[buffyt]

I NEED that stuff, send me some! I am so old and I would love to try that stuff. If my husband of 30 years can stand it! Better check with his doctor first. Age just lessens the sex drive, would be great to get some of that back. Hubby could take viagra, wife could use the nose spray - then off the cardiac wing of local hospital I fear!! Maybe we better not. I will warm the milk and honey, dear, bedtime.

[Ernest_at_the_Beach]

ROFL!

[El Gato]

then off the cardiac wing of local hospital I fear!!

Naw, sex is good exercise for the old ticker. You just don't want to try to get to athletic about it until you've kind of worked up to it. No swinging from the chandeliers or any of that stuff, at least not at first.

[LibKill]

If my husband of 30 years can stand it! Better check with his doctor first.

A 99 year-old man is getting his annual physical. He and his doctor are friends and discuss personal matters in between the prods and pokes. The old guy mentions that he will soon marry again, to a 25 year-old woman.

The doctor is concerned. "I don't mean to be negative, but such a difference in age could mean, well, death.

Old guy shrugs; "If she dies, she dies."