You'll have to fill me in on that one. I don't remember what Frank Burns said on the subject, I thought he only thought about Margaret. MASH is drivel anyway, Alan Alda is the soccer mom's thenthitive god. My next-door neighbor for awhile was a Korean War vet, he was stuck at Chosin Reservoir in the dead of winter. I didn't get the impression he was too impressed with the TV version, the little he told me about it.
"You tell them ferret-face."