Grand Wizard Byrd should be drug out of Washington behind an oil-spraying pavement truck flanked by floats of cherubs sprinkling him with feathers.
Nelly queens and klansmen to the contrary notwithstanding, let's roll.
There's plenty of time later to play Taps for the Demoslamic Party after getting Saddam's head into a jar.
I'd vote for you, PhilDragoo!