[Alberta's Child]

I've always said that the most effective means of publicly executing someone is to pass them through a woodchipper in the courtroom immediately upon conviction.

[Coeur de Lion]

Woodchipper's too fast. So the adult sized Waring blender. You want something a little slower. A board planer might fit the trick if the cutting depth setting wasn't set too deep.

[AEMILIUS PAULUS]

Nah! Let them dance the 'Hip Hop' at the end of a rope. A simple hanging, preferably in public, uniformly carried out will reduce the killings to a dull roar. One can never totally stop the murder, one can only keep it from spreading.