...during the second week they separate the men from the lunatics...
...and in the final week, the lunatics are given a parachute and thrown out of an airplane...
Aircraft to tower: What time is it?
Tower to aircraft: Please identify yourself.
Aircraft to tower: Why does that matter?
Tower to aircraft: What time it is depends on who you are.
If you're a commercial flight, it's 3:00 pm.
If you're Air Force, it's 1500 hours.
If you're a Navy aircraft, it's 6 bells.
If you're Army, the little hand is on the three and the big hand is on the twelve.
If you're a Marine, it's Thursday afternoon.