[bonesmccoy]

That weight may also be related to chronic renal failure and edema... but what do I know...

[AM2000]

If he really has that kidney problem people say he does, wouldn't he be dead by now?

[Vidalia]

Aren't those also attributed to a sudden impact from below, such as a piece of shrapnel entering his large intestine and exiting through the ... aw, never mind, maybe it was just the "penetration" from his new 7'8" boyfriend/bodyguard...