If I were selecting a target, I'd pick the dildo in cammies
I didn't suggest cammies. I suggested camoflage. There is a difference. Cammies are designed to camogalge troops/hunters in open area settings. Cammoflaging is the concealment or disguise to avoid detection and notice by the opposition. It should be suited to the environment. Wear clothes that blend in to the general color scheme of the city, not flashy clothes that make you stand out from the crowd. Avoid high contrast with your surroundings, such as brightly colored or excessively dark clothing.