[jpthomas]

Uh Oh. The case against the Carr brothers looks irrefutable. I do believe it's time to quickly play the race/activist card, a la Mumia Abu-Jamal. Change the brothers' names to something Muslim, and proclaim themselves to be black activists being framed by the white oppressors. Hey, it got Mumia's death sentence reduced to life, didn't it?

[Lion Den Dan]

Remand them to my custody. They will be safe and never do wrong again.