A graduate woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed far too qualified for the job.
"Look Miss," said the foreman, "do you have you any experience in just picking lemons?"
"Well, as a matter of fact, yes! I'm an expert!" she replied. "I've been divorced three times."
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FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. LOOKS LIKE A RAT... BEEN OUT AWHILE. BETTER BE REWARD.
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1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB -- $850/offer
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SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE... ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.
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(AND THE BEST ONE)
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Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything,
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