P.S...I'm still waiting...
Purgatory: Middle English purgatorie, from Old French purgatoire, from Medieval Latin púrgâtorium, from Late Latin, means of purgation, from neuter of púrgâtorius, cleansing, from Latin púrgâre, to cleanse.
Nothing unclean shall enter heaven: Revelation 21:27.
Not only are you a simpleton, you're a hypocrite as well.