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A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day....10-17-02
JohnHuang2 and Billie
Posted on 10/16/2002 10:52:25 PM PDT by daisyscarlett
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To: daisyscarlett; JohnHuang2
LOL! I thought this was a tongue-in-cheek piece until the parts about Saddam's admiration for Clinton and Carter's congratulatory call. Those seem entirely plausible to me. Now, I'm not so sure.
To: Billie; JohnHuang2
LOL LOL LOL....thanks for a much needed chuckle!
As I always tell John....His 'Two-Cents' is a priceless treasure!
All Hail our King of Ping....JohnHuang2
To: lodwick; All
To: ladtx
Good morning, ladtx, thank you again. I read these every day, note the dates, the ages, the locations...no California or Texas casualties out of these 7 for a change. Seems we usually see those states listed most days.
64
posted on
10/17/2002 9:06:19 AM PDT
by
Billie
To: ST.LOUIE1; Billie; daisyscarlett; dansangel; mtngrl@vrwc; senorita; COB1; WVNan; jwfiv; ...
Good morning all!
Many of you know that our FReeper friend, Beep, had surgery yesterday. For those of you who are friends of hers and would like to wish her a speedy recovery, click the graphic below. It will take you to a "Patient Greeting Card" page on the Park Ridge Hospital site. (Beep provided her name and a link to the hospital in a post last week.) You should address your message to Sharon Palmer. I know she would love to hear from you!
Please pass this link on to others who might like to wish her well. I would like to see her get tons of cards from her friends here on FR. :-)
To: MeeknMing
;-) Perfectly linked - thanks for the laugh.
66
posted on
10/17/2002 9:17:40 AM PDT
by
lodwick
To: Mama_Bear
Another perfect link - thanks for Beep's hospital. JL
67
posted on
10/17/2002 9:19:11 AM PDT
by
lodwick
To: Mama_Bear
Thank you, Lori - just sent a card to her. I'm sure she will receive many, thanks to your link.
68
posted on
10/17/2002 9:24:56 AM PDT
by
Billie
To: JulieRNR21
Thanks, Julie - love the crown for King John, too! I had fun finding the graphics for this one! The one of clinton is pretty scary - he is SO EVIL looking - he looks like a friend of Saddam's.
69
posted on
10/17/2002 9:27:07 AM PDT
by
Billie
To: Mama_Bear
Thanks for that link, MB.
I believe Park Ridge Hospital is going to be flooded with greetings for Beep. :)
To: Billie; MeeknMing; JustAmy; yall
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71
posted on
10/17/2002 9:36:00 AM PDT
by
lodwick
To: MeeknMing
LOL
72
posted on
10/17/2002 9:36:07 AM PDT
by
JustAmy
To: Jim Robinson; gracie1; ladyinred
Please see post #65 to send a card to our honorary Fresno Freeper, Beep.
As Mama_Bear said, let's flood the hospital with e-cards!!
73
posted on
10/17/2002 9:52:55 AM PDT
by
JustAmy
To: Diver Dave
Prayers are being offered this morning for Logan's Dad. Prayers to our Lord for a successful surgery.
74
posted on
10/17/2002 10:21:24 AM PDT
by
JustAmy
To: JustAmy; Mama_Bear; Jim Robinson
Condit's kids are Front Page news in the Modesto Bee this morning. Seems they sent out a mass mailing attacking Dennis Cardoza, Condit's protege and the Dems choice in the upcoming election.
I can't access the Modbee.com site to post the article (server problem, I guess).
Kids will be kids I guess. HEH HEH!
To: Mama_Bear
Thanks for posting the latest on Beep and the link so we can send a card.....what a wonderful service this Hospital provides.
To: Billie; JohnHuang2
This article is such clever satire....I knew John was brilliant but I had no idea that he was so witty!
To: JustAmy
Thanks Amy. :)
To: Mama_Bear
Thanks, Mama_Bear!
~ ~ ~ Beep Bump ~ ~ ~
79
posted on
10/17/2002 10:32:15 AM PDT
by
LadyX
To: daisyscarlett; JohnHuang2
Hi daisyscarlett, thanks for the coffee...I had my first cup late last night when you set it up, just had my second, now that the day is underway. Thank you.
JH2's two-cents are worth a million bucks, especially today...so funny and sharps those barbs of his.
Thank you, Mr. JH2.
80
posted on
10/17/2002 10:36:41 AM PDT
by
jwfiv
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