[LadyX]

I'll be there in spirit, loddy, now and then..:)
You'll have to write a special report on this one, though, from the eyes of an 'outsider' on The Finest's Own Range Rovers taking on the al claydas.
It should be a classic.

[lodwick]

OH NO! It's More
BLONDE JOKES!

Did you hear about the blonde who only smelled good on the right side?
She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!

How can you tell when a blonde has been using your computer?
There's white-out all over the screen.

Why did the blonde lose her job as an elevator operator?
She couldn't remember the route.

What do blondes and cow pies have in common?
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

How do you put a twinkle in a blonde's eye?
Shine a flashlight in her ear.

What goes "VROOM... SCREECH... VROOM... SCREECH... VROOM... SCREECH..."?
A blonde at a flashing red light!

What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
The winner of the Hide and Seek game.

Did you hear about the blonde who won a gold medal at the Olympics?
She was so proud of it she had it bronzed.

Why do blondes write TGIF on their shoes?
"Toes Go In First"!

What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket?
A rebel without a clue!


It's getting late for me guys. ;-)