[Larry Lucido]

There was a book of malapropisms and funny headlines a while back. A couple classics I remember just off hand were:

"Experts say airplane in crash was too low to ground"

"Police suspect foul play in decapitated corpse"

[Chad Fairbanks]

My Favorites have always been...

In response to a product recall, "Eye drops off shelf"...

Political corruption, "Prosecutor releases probe into sheriff"...

and, the all-time best, "Parents should belt kids in the car"

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